A woman has been caught on video attempting to execute the simplest of parking manoeuvres — reversing out of a bay — and failing dismally.

The driver — behind the wheel of a BMW Z4 — struggles to grasp the concept of backing out in a straight line. Of course, the results are pretty disastrous, considering the price of a Z4.

Not only does she smash the Beemer's lip and front left alloy into the curb, but she also ends up thumping into the innocent car parked next to her. Ouch.

Check out the clip below, but be warned that it contains strong language...